Veronica Mars (TV Series)
Pilot (2004)
Francis Capra: Eli 'Weevil' Navarro
Quotes
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Weevil : Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is when she's riding my big old hog. But even then, it's not so much words - just a bunch of 'oohs' and 'aahs,' you know?
Veronica Mars : So it's big, huh?
Weevil : Legendary.
Veronica Mars : Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend.
[gasps]
Veronica Mars : We could go to prom together! What? What seems to be the problem? I'm on a schedule here, vato.
Felix Toombs : Dude, Weevil, don't let blondie talk to you like that.
Veronica Mars : Sounds like your buddy here wants to see it, too.
Felix Toombs : Oh hell, I'll show you mine!
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Weevil : So that, uh, surveillance tape just... poof?
Veronica Mars : That's fortunate.
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Weevil : All right, one week. After that we come for you, your boy and your little dog too.
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Weevil : All right, all right, all right. Felix, we get it. You're a badass, okay? But for once, don't be stupid.