Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Ahoy Mateys (2005)

Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars

Quotes 

• Logan : Hey, if you could exonerate me sometime soon that would be great. I really don't want bottom bunk in Fisty McRapesalot's cell.

  Veronica : If you want a top, I'm sure it's negotiable.

  Logan : Help me Mars Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

• Veronica : Oh, you are being a jackass. It must be an even numbered day. I do so prefer the odd numbered days when you are kissing my ass for a favor.

• Mac : You've got a plan, right?

  Veronica : Ish.

• Veronica : I'm glad we caught you at home. Would you mind if we used your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry.

  [Mac and Veronica look at each other] 

  Mac : Right?

  [reference to The Rocky Horror Picture Show] 

• Veronica : [to Logan]  Uh uh, you're staying here, this takes a certain subtlety, but if I need anyone punched in the face I'll whistle for ya.

• Veronica : Excellent work as usual, Q.

  Mac : [Accent]  Right back at you, Mr. Bond.