Tobin Bell: Teddy Hix

Quotes 

• Pam Broder : Hello?

  [answering her cellphone] 

  Teddy Hix : [on the other line]  You two make a cute couple.

  Pam Broder : It's him, he's watching.

  Mr. Chapel : [after taking the cellphone from Pam]  Hey there, Ted.

  Teddy Hix : I'm gonna give you a choice: stay and die, or go and live.

  Mr. Chapel : Oh, come on now - that's not very nice. Let me ask you a question, Ted; you ready? Here it is: do you have an innie or an outie?

  Teddy Hix : What?

  [confused] 

  Mr. Chapel : Your navel, Ted. I'll tell you why I asked. I've been doing some reading and they say men with outies like to cross-dress and bake pies. Does that sound like you?

  Teddy Hix : So, I guess I'm killing you.

  [hangs up] 

  Pam Broder : Let me guess - you were destabilizing him?

  Mr. Chapel : That was a very legitimate survey.