- Vallery Irons: [in pool, lounging on lilo, as mobile phone rings] Max, can - can you get that, please?
- Maxine de la Cruz: Do I look like my name is Mr. Belvedere?
- Vallery Irons: Hey, if I got to live in a fancy apartment for free, I would *at least* get the phone.
- Maxine de la Cruz: Hey, you do live in a fancy apartment *for free!*
- Kay Simmons: [a cellular broadcasting device might be on pheromones-sprayed Ken's person] There's one sure way to find out. Body search.
- Tasha Dexter: I think that's my job.
- [follows eagerly]
- Nikki Franco: [also keen] You two might miss something.
- Kay Simmons: Pheromones? An odorless hormone secreted by the sweat gland in order to stimulate the opposite sex. It doesn't exactly sound odorless to me.
- Nikki Franco: Kay, you're not afraid of a little sweat, are you?
- Kay Simmons: That depends.
- Tasha Dexter: There's no such thing as a love potion, no matter what Barbie over here thinks.
- Vallery Irons: I didn't say I believe it. I said Dr. Miller believes it.
- Tasha Dexter: Whatever. We've got two hours to secure the conference room before Dr. Romeo's speech. Let's go!
- Quick Williams: [re Ken's pheromone lecture] All that mumbo jumbo, and it's still just a splash of Old Spice.
- Vallery Irons: Okay, Max, do you really think it's some kinda love potion?
- Maxine de la Cruz: Oh, fifty bucks' worth of Dom Perignon has been known to do the trick So I've heard.
- Tasha Dexter: [all smitten] It's crazy.
- Vallery Irons: What?
- Tasha Dexter: This guy working on the love potion, he's the one man alive who does not need it.
- Vallery Irons: [unmoved] He is?
- Nikki Franco: [lovesick too] If you tell me, he's a major babe.