Jelene Daney: Mindy

Quotes 

• Ryan Malloy : That's Mindy. She's a star on the girls' basketball team. This is no time for subtlety. I'd better let her know I'm interested.

  [grabs couch's armrest and starts wiggling his hind end around] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Don't *ever* do that at the zoo! Oh, my God, she's getting up! She's coming over!

  Mindy : Hiya, Sweet Cheeks!

  Tiffany Malloy : [laughs]  Hey, look, I'm really very flattered, but I'm not *that way.* I play on the other team.

  Mindy : Me too! I, uh, meant him. Unless you two are a couple.

  Tiffany Malloy : God, no! No! Never. That's a whole other team.

  Mindy : [to Ryan]  Would you like to go for ice-cream?

  Ryan Malloy : [elated]  Would I? You buying?

  Mindy : Yeah.

  Ryan Malloy : All right. Well, since you're buying, maybe I should do something for you.

  [with a little mincing walk, he's on his way, and she's in thrall] 

  Tiffany Malloy : [to the viewer]  You know, it is unbelievable.

  [with laughter in her voice:] 

  Tiffany Malloy : What could anybody see in a wiggle?

  [walks away with the Queen of all wiggles, which causes several male students to keel over like bowling pins] 

• Mindy : Well, I *am* on the basketball team.

  Ryan Malloy : Yeah, the girls' team.

  Mindy : [slighted, offended]  The girls' team? You wanna play a little one on one?

  Ryan Malloy : Yeah, sure.

  [passes the ball at her] 

  Ryan Malloy : Here you go, you can take it out.

  [said with laughter in his voice] 

  Mindy : Thank you. Aren't you going to tie your shoes?

  Ryan Malloy : [overconfident]  Nah, that's okay. Come on!

• Ryan Malloy : [Mindy unerringly tosses the ball through the hoop]  Nice shot. That's so cute!

  [dribbles the ball back to her] 

  Mindy : [does it again]  Two nothing!

  Ryan Malloy : That was so cute. Time out!

  [sits down to tie his shoelaces] 

• Mindy : [after trouncing Ryan]  Don't feel bad. I am on the team.

  Ryan Malloy : Yeah, the girls' team.

  Mindy : You played great!

  [suggestively:] 

  Mindy : Hey, a good game of basketball gets my juices going. Let's go up to your room and take a shower.

  Ryan Malloy : Well, I always kinda liked a shower, ah, but you can take one if you want.

  Mindy : I mean, *a shower... You and me* together.

  Ryan Malloy : *What* is your hangup with showers?

  Mindy : It's, not just a shower.

  Ryan Malloy : Well, what do you mean? I'm not a genius, for God's sake!

  Mindy : I wanna make love to you!

  Ryan Malloy : Oh! No, I don't wanna, because you beat me at basketball!

  Mindy : Well then, let's play again, and I'll let you win!

  Ryan Malloy : Just go home, okay?

  [shoos her off] 

  Mindy : [tries once more]  I suck at football.

  [leaves dejectedly]