Deborah Kellner: Muffy

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• [first lines] 

  Ryan Malloy : Hey, sis! Smell anything different about me?

  Tiffany Malloy : Yes. I'd say you were past your expiration date.

  Ryan Malloy : This scent is pure gold. I switched towels with Joey the Hound. Yeah, he scores with all the babes, so I took his towel and I rubbed it all over me.

  Tiffany Malloy : That's a good start. Add some soap and a little water, and you've got what we humans call a shower.

  Ryan Malloy : Wait, I'm wasting my scent on you. Watch my magic work.

  [goes over to blonde target and drapes himself over couch behind her] 

  Ryan Malloy : Hello, baby!

  Muffy : Joey?

  [turns around] 

  Muffy : You're not Joey! You used Joey's towel!

  Ryan Malloy : So, you wanna go out with me, Muffy?

  Muffy : No.

  [takes another whiff] 

  Muffy : Yeah.

  [realizes she's being deluded] 

  Muffy : Never! I hate you!

  [can't help herself, takes another whiff] 

  Muffy : I love you!

  [jumps up in panic] 

  Muffy : I gotta go!

  Ryan Malloy : [to Tiffany]  Can you imagine what I'd get if I rubbed his underwear on me?

  Tiffany Malloy : Crabs.