Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Undercover Cheerleader (1998)
Elizabeth Tatus: Cricket
Quotes
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Cricket : [after cheerleader practice] Hey, let's go to my house and watch Sleepless in Seattle. It has been almost forty-eight hours!
Tiffany Malloy : What about if we watch Meg in When Harry Met Sally?
[but that one finds no approval]
Tiffany Malloy : Okay. How about Meg in Courage Under Fire?
Cherri : Like, how un-Meg. I mean, she had short hair!
Cricket : Duh!
Cherri : Yeah, she is like truly only ultimate Meg *with long hair!*
Tiffany Malloy : Look, I'm sorry, but I beg to differ.
Cherri : [squeals] I don't like you!
Tiffany Malloy : Yeah?
[yells:]
Tiffany Malloy : Well, I don't like you! And what's more, I don't like Meg Ryan!
Cherri : You are off the squad!
Tiffany Malloy : [stands regarding them for a while] I was gonna give up the school newspaper for you girls.
Cherri : Oh, big whizz-bang! I mean, all they do at the newspaper is, like, ruin people and their reputations!
Tiffany Malloy : You're right!
[devious smile, she knows what she's going to do]