Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Tiffany Tutors the Teachers (1999)
Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : [after the dead girl got taken away] Ryan, what just happened?
Ryan Malloy : [disgruntled] Nothing. Damn paramedics came.
Tiffany Malloy : Guh! A lovely thought for we, the living.
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Tiffany Malloy : Daddy...
[cutely cocks head]
Tiffany Malloy : Daddy, can I talk to you?
Jack Malloy : Why, of course, sweetheart. Let me just get some of this junk off the couch.
[sweeps Ryan and Ross away]
Tiffany Malloy : Our idiot teachers are all getting fired, and all our grades are meaningless. By the time I get to Harvard, even the 90210 kids will have graduated. Daddy, my teachers have let me down.
Jack Malloy : What a shock. Since when did any teacher ever get anything right? You know, my teachers never did *squat* for me. They left me on my own to learn *six* secrets to coping with adversity.
[grabs six-pack and plods back off to basement]
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Tiffany Malloy : What does it take to be a teacher?
Ryan Malloy : A gun, some booze and a '74 Volvo.