Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
The Temptation of Jack (1996)
Bobcat Goldthwait: Mr. Floppy
Quotes
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Mr. Floppy : Is this girl like you'd expect for Ryan?
Jack Malloy : Oh no, she's a real knockout.
Mr. Floppy : [with irony] Well, Jack, I trust your taste. You're the chick-meister.
[dripping sarcasm:]
Mr. Floppy : We've all seen the missus.
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Mr. Floppy : [last lines, reading fan mail] 'Where can I get a Mr. Pooch-Pants? He's the cutest, fluffiest doll I've ever seen, and in my opinion, would have made a better alter ego for Jack. Signed, Ellen S.' Wait a minute, I recognize this handwriting! Yeah, nice try, Pooch-Pants! I got this part fair and square, I didn't need to sleep with the producers. Face it, Poochie, the best bunny won! So get over it! See you in the sales bin!
[taunting:]
Mr. Floppy : Sucker!
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Mr. Floppy : [down in the basement, watching TV, Savannah is on] No, Peyton, don't listen to him! Don't kiss him, Peyton! Don't sleep with him, he's your father!
[Jack enters]
Mr. Floppy : Savannah has moved to Mondays. Sorry, Cybil, we're going to the WB!