Om a mission for Tiffany, Jack puts on his party pants as he tries chasing after Sable's Mom.Om a mission for Tiffany, Jack puts on his party pants as he tries chasing after Sable's Mom.Om a mission for Tiffany, Jack puts on his party pants as he tries chasing after Sable's Mom.
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Jennie Malloy: Well, you chased my other child away, so you must pay the price. How was school, honey?
Tiffany Malloy: Terrible. We had to do this report on Great Women of History, so I figured that rather than the expected "yes, Madame Curie was great, blah-blah-blah" dull the report, I would take the satirical approach and do a delightful devil-may-care report on Ann-Margret. I even did a little go-go dance, including shaking my hair all around, ah, the class screamed...
[demonstrates, the studio audience going wild]
Tiffany Malloy: Just like that.
[sits down next to Mom on the couch]
Tiffany Malloy: You know, I thought I deserved an A+, but I only got an A.
Jennie Malloy: Do I look like I care?
Tiffany Malloy: No.
Jennie Malloy: [smirking] Well, then I guess I'm as good an actress as your idol Ann-Margret.
Tiffany Malloy: Sable got an A+. She did Golda Meir, Nobel Peace Prize, big deal, I'd like to see her fall off a stage in Vegas and still get up and finish the show.
[but Jennie is not a receptive audience]
Tiffany Malloy: Oh, you're no good at this, I need my Daddy to come home and start adoring me.
You will notice that Kristanna Loken is German, just listen to her talk. Very beautiful girl, ideal choice as Sable, worthy opponent for Tiffany. The Sable episodes represent UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER in its prime. Nikki Cox is, of course, a classic. Don't make me choose, though, just don't.
Kevin Connoly as Ryan. Hell, I should say it. The guy's bloody marvelous at making an absolute fool of himself playing Ryan, who is a simpleton deluxe, but fortunately mostly only half- aware of being just exactly that - and way too blissfully dumb to care. Blessed with a vain streak allowing himself to dream big and believe he might get away with it this time even. The current story arc of Ryan's relationship with Sable is just hilarious! Imagine, Sable told the dumb bloke she'd be his girlfriend as long as it remains a secret to the whole world, that is, they are never ever but never together, it is that secret. Now, as she is making out with other guys, she tells him it is only to make him jealous. And he pretends not to be. The poor sap, believing that Ten Star girl is his...
Note to self... Really should get to BLOODRAYNE one of these days. Kristanna is the female Terminator in that series of movies as well. Ah, a junior little Ryan I am myself.
UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER is the best show never to have been (officially) released on DVD. "Legend has it" that it has been illegally released, from VHS copies, not to be found in shops. Well, there ain't no other way (exceot Internet downloads) Hang on to it if you can find it. It is a treasure trove of zany humor and pretty girls. And let's not forget Mr. Floppy, who's my hero!
- RavenGlamDVDCollector
- May 9, 2017