Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
The President (1997)
Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy
Quotes
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Mr. Floppy : It's the world that needs help. My help, Jack! Generalisimo Floppy... a fair but rational leader. Someone who could bring the people of the world together. I'd like to teach the world to sing. And those who can't sing in English, *get nuked off the planet!* Yup, God didn't give this country nuclear weapons and not intend us to use them. Hey, Li,
[waves bye-bye]
Mr. Floppy : so long! They say China is gonna someday take over the world. *I don't think so!* Ka-boom! And Switzerland, pretending to be neutral, while you stockpile all that Nazi gold... Better eat your chocolates fast, 'cause cuckoo! cuckoo! cuckoo! Guess what time it is now? Ka-boom!
Jack Malloy : Hey, hey, Floppy, can we ka-boom France?
Mr. Floppy : We don't have to. France will surrender with a phone call. I'll bet the Mona Lisa will look pretty damn good in this basement.