Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
The President (1997)
Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : [prepping Ryan for school president] Now, how to build you a whole new image?
[sits down next to him on couch]
Tiffany Malloy : Let's see... What could it be?
Ryan Malloy : [with shrugging motion] I don't know.
Tiffany Malloy : That's it! It's perfect! It's the ultimate political slogan! It's simple, it's relatable, and, most important, you can remember it.
Ryan Malloy : Remember what?
Tiffany Malloy : "I don't know."
Ryan Malloy : Well, if you don't know, we're in trouble here.
Tiffany Malloy : Exactly.
Ryan Malloy : What?
Tiffany Malloy : "I don't know."
Ryan Malloy : If you don't know, who does?
Tiffany Malloy : I know!
Ryan Malloy : Know *what?*
Tiffany Malloy : "I don't know."
Ryan Malloy : You just said you knew!
Tiffany Malloy : I do!
Ryan Malloy : Know what?
Tiffany Malloy : *"I don't know!"*
Ryan Malloy : [buries his face in his hand, crying softly:] I don't wanna be president anymore...
Tiffany Malloy : Ryan, sit up. Put a stupid smile on your face.
[he complies]
Tiffany Malloy : Oh, my God, you're likable! Now put it all together...
Ryan Malloy : [all chipper] I don't know!
Tiffany Malloy : That's perfect!
Ryan Malloy : Can I have ice-cream?