Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
The President (1997)
Ant: Barry
Quotes
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[first lines]
Barry : [as Tiffany enters cafeteria] I'm so glad you're here. It's time to nominate the candidates for school president.
[to Amber:]
Barry : Well, actually, *candidate*, since no one ever runs against our Tiffany.
[Tiffany chuckles]
Barry : Ooh, can I make the nomination?
Amber Moss : No! You did it last year! It's my turn to nominate the president.
Barry : It's my turn!
Amber Moss : Barry, it's *my* turn!
Barry : It's *my* turn!
Amber Moss : It's *my* turn!
[and then, predictably, this turns into a little slapping-hands catfight]
Tiffany Malloy : You guys, stop it! Amber, you know that Barry bruises easily.
Barry : [with glowing pride] I'm a delicate little peach.
Amber Moss : No, *I'm* the peach.
Barry : *I'm* the peach!
Amber Moss : [yells] Barry, I'm the peach!
Barry : [yells even louder] I'm the peach!
Amber Moss : Sit down, okay?
Tiffany Malloy : This is not Chicago, 1968!