- [first lines]
- Tiffany Malloy: [in school cafeteria] These mashed potatoes are getting more and more disgusting.
- Paul Zimmerman: Ugh.
- [fishes bloody object from plate]
- Paul Zimmerman: A bandaid. Ugh!
- Amber Moss: Ew.
- [dredges up sticky substance]
- Amber Moss: Chewed gum.
- Tiffany Malloy: Oh.
- [another atrocious item brought up]
- Tiffany Malloy: A mousetrap.
- Ryan Malloy: I wonder if the mouse got away?
- [heartily smacking his lips - with the rodent tail hanging from his mouth]
- Jennie Malloy: [re insomnia] Have you tried warm milk?
- Jack Malloy: Well, I did a bottle of pills and a six-pack. The full Judy Garland treatment. Nothing! Except it constipated the hell out of me. Which makes being awake even better.
- Tiffany Malloy: I mean, how do you attack authority? We're thinking about at least staging a student protest. How did you guys stop the war in Vietnam?
- Ryan Malloy: And why? We know the history books say we were winning.