Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
The One Kevin's Directing (1997)
Wendy Benson-Landes: Barbara Kaufman
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : [turns out Barbara's interested in Jack, not Ryan] Daddy? My... my Daddy?
[voice breaking:]
Tiffany Malloy : He's married!
Barbara Kaufman : Good. Then he'll have a place to go once I'm through with him.
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Ross Malloy : [to the sexy TV executive lady] So, what's Jenny McCarthy gonna do after they cancel her? Get fat and do a talk show? Tell her *I've* got a job for her. It's not an acting job, so maybe she can do this.
Jennie Malloy : Get lost. You're bothering our guest. Sooo... Barbara! Can you get us a meeting at the network?
Barbara Kaufman : [sweetly] Well, I *can.*
[chuckles]
Barbara Kaufman : I can also wear steelwool underwear... but why would I?