Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
The Chaste Makes Waste (1998)
Wendy Benson-Landes: Barbara Kaufman
Quotes
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[first lines]
Barbara Kaufman : [in the library, Ryan sits down next to her, pretending not to be looking at her] What *are* you doing?
Ryan Malloy : Trying a new thing. I'm ignoring you. Read somewhere that will make you want me.
Barbara Kaufman : I wouldn't want you even if I were Kevin Costner and you were a good script. Now give me a buck, I want a soda.
Ryan Malloy : We're not dating, why should I give you money?
Barbara Kaufman : You've been looking at my legs for about a buck.
Ryan Malloy : [about to hand over] You got change for a five?
[Barbara uncrosses her legs, shifts her position, giving him an off-camera Sharon Stone flash as she crosses her legs again, then rises, walks away]
Ryan Malloy : Thank you!
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Barbara Kaufman : [to Ryan, as she strokes his hair] The things I'd do to you if you weren't you.
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Barbara Kaufman : Trust me. Touch Celibate Boy and he'll be begging like a Spice Girl in two years.
Tiffany Malloy : You know what? You're right! Why should I respect his wishes? A guy can't learn too young that what he wants doesn't mean a damn thing! I'll touch him and I will have him!