Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall (1995)

Thomas R. Myers: T.V. Evangelist

Quotes 

• T.V. Evangelist : [voice on television]  And the Lord said, "Let him who has not been with a hooker, cast the first stone."

  [smarmily:] 

  T.V. Evangelist : Send me money. Hallelujah!

  Jack Malloy : [alone in his apartment]  Ah, it's eleven, huh? God, my life's pathetic. I need someone to talk to.

  [Mr. Floppy rises, pointing eagerly at himself] 

  Jack Malloy : No, no, I'm not gonna do it, I'm not gonna talk to my son's stuffed bunny. That would be the first sign of insanity.

  [Mr. Floppy sags down again]