Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall (1995)

Stephanie Hodge: Jennie Malloy

Quotes 

• Jennie Malloy : [entering Jack's apartment, bearing down on him malevolently]  You cheap festering sore of a man! I should kill you where you stand!

  [seizes Mr. Floppy, throttles him, viciously tossing the hapless toy back on the couch] 

  Jennie Malloy : I should strangle you dead!

  Jack Malloy : What? What did I do?

  Jennie Malloy : [snarling]  I went to hock my engagement ring. The diamond is a fake!

  Mr. Floppy : [mistreated, hanging upside down from couch, coming to, looking at Jack knowingly]  Oooooh.

  [passes out] 

• Jack Malloy : And again, I think you're glossing over something very important here. This was the best zircon money could buy. And it was one of the first. It was back when they still called it glass. All right, if it makes you feel any better, the ring itself is actual 14 carat goldette.

  Jennie Malloy : [studying the ring critically]  Well, what can I expect from a man who for sixteen years gave me orgasm-ettes?

  Jack Malloy : [confident]  Those screams were real, baby!

  Jennie Malloy : [as if dripping cold water on him]  Scream-ettes.

• Jennie Malloy : My engagement ring, the symbol of our love, is nothing but a rotten fake!