- Tiffany Malloy: Hi, Barbara.
- Barbara Caufield: Hi, Tiffany. You looked sad and stupid on television. Ryan... my magnificent beast!
- [exhales]
- Barbara Caufield: Take me!
- [sits down, displaying thigh... and there and then Ryan jumps upon her!]
- Barbara Caufield: Take me somewhere I can be *seen* with you! I wanna be photographed for People's Couples Issue. Yes... but don't get used to it, because I'm only using you till Charlie Sheen gets out of rehab.
- [giggles]
- Barbara Caufield: Go, Charlie!
- Tiffany Malloy: You'd really do anything to become famous, wouldn't you?
- Barbara Caufield: Yes. Anything but go out with David Schwimmer.
- [with laughter in her voice:]
- Barbara Caufield: Or go on television and look stupid like you did.
- [then tells Ryan:]
- Barbara Caufield: Later, I might see you at school.
- [leaves]
- Ryan Malloy: [enamored] She's a nice lady.