Wendy Benson-Landes: Barbara Caufield

Quotes 

• Tiffany Malloy : Hi, Barbara.

  Barbara Caufield : Hi, Tiffany. You looked sad and stupid on television. Ryan... my magnificent beast!

  [exhales] 

  Barbara Caufield : Take me!

  [sits down, displaying thigh... and there and then Ryan jumps upon her!] 

  Barbara Caufield : Take me somewhere I can be *seen* with you! I wanna be photographed for People's Couples Issue. Yes... but don't get used to it, because I'm only using you till Charlie Sheen gets out of rehab.

  [giggles] 

  Barbara Caufield : Go, Charlie!

  Tiffany Malloy : You'd really do anything to become famous, wouldn't you?

  Barbara Caufield : Yes. Anything but go out with David Schwimmer.

  [with laughter in her voice:] 

  Barbara Caufield : Or go on television and look stupid like you did.

  [then tells Ryan:] 

  Barbara Caufield : Later, I might see you at school.

  [leaves] 

  Ryan Malloy : [enamored]  She's a nice lady.