Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy

Quotes 

• Tiffany Malloy : Brad's not a barber. He's a stylist.

  Ryan Malloy : What's the difference?

  Tiffany Malloy : Did you see Mom's hair? That's a barber.

  [exults in gazing at her own reflection in the mirror, those red tresses...] 

• Ryan Malloy : [the epitome of flouncy]  I'm just getting ready for my first day at work. This is the uniform. Hey, these pants are so tight, I really can't bend over in the middle.

  Tiffany Malloy : I think that's maybe for the best.