Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Shampoo (1997)
Justin Berfield: Ross Malloy
Quotes
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Ross Malloy : [as he enters through the front door, three beautiful girls are waiting for hairdressing guru Ryan] Hi! Welcome to the Love Boat. I'll be your skipper.
Carla : [hot stunner in green mini-dress] Aw, isn't he the cutest little thing?
Ross Malloy : Now, I know what you're thinking. It's illegal. But don't worry, I won't press charges.
Tiffany Malloy : [enters] Ross... Did you place an ad saying you're casting an Aaron Spelling show again?
Ross Malloy : If someone puts a candy store in the house, you're a sucker not to take any.
Carla : We're here to see Mr. Ryan.
Erica : [blonde stunner in blue dress] He's *so* cool. The other day he said I was beautiful, and that my boyfriend didn't deserve me.
Carla : That's right. He totally understands women.
Tiffany Malloy : [gives fake laugh] But I taught him to say that.
Erica : Someone sounds bitter.
Carla : Someone needs one of Mr. Ryan's hugs.
Tiffany Malloy : [retches] Ugh!