Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Ryan's Labour Lost (1998)
Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy
Quotes
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Ryan Malloy : [in library] Boy! What's a guy gotta do to get a girl's attention around here?
[takes out baseball from trouser pocket and, from behind, throws it smack against Muffy's head]
Muffy : Ow!
Ryan Malloy : Hey, baby! Now that I got your attention, you wanna go out with me? It will be worth it, I tell you. You know how most people think about baseball when they're having sex? I think about sex while I'm playing baseball! Now with that kind of dedication, the real winner is gonna be you!
Muffy : [still smarting from the hit] Go away!
Ryan Malloy : If you saw a bum starving on the street, you'd give him a quarter, wouldn't you? Well, I'm starving! And I wouldn't even cost you a quarter. Matter of fact, I'll give you the quarter! Yeah, I'd feel better about it that way, I hate owing them.
Muffy : Not even if you were the last man on Earth!
Ryan Malloy : If I was the last man on Earth, you think I'd be talking to you?
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Tiffany Malloy : [after her brother beaned another girl with a baseball on the back of the head] Ryan, when are you ever going to learn that a date is not riding in an ambulance with a girl on the way to the hospital?
Ryan Malloy : Come on, what guy doesn't like a girl who's strapped down, on painkillers, who can't move?