Justin Berfield: Ross Malloy

Quotes 

• Ross Malloy : A 100? I might as well face it. Seems I'm average after all.

  Tiffany Malloy : We failed as parents.

  Ryan Malloy : Let's sell him to a couple of show-business lesbians and buy a Whirlpool.

• Tiffany Malloy : [in college library]  Hey, Ross, what are you doing here?

  Ross Malloy : Well, this is where I'm gonna wind up. Mr. Average, Mr. No One In Particular, Mr.100, Mr. 99, Mr. 101. For Mr. 101, what exactly is there?

  Barbara Caufield : Don't worry, I had that exact same problem. Being 100 was awful. I mean, I'd get down to 99,

  [snaps fingers] 

  Barbara Caufield : then I'd be one-oh-one. I mean, I felt like I couldn't win, like a complete loser. I worked and worked and finally got my weight down to a steady ninety-nine pounds.

  Ross Malloy : I'm talking about my IQ.

  Barbara Caufield : You have a 100 IQ? God, that's average! Well... I always wondered what my dentist looked like as a kid.

  [giggles, pats dismayed Ross on the head, then breezes off]