Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Ross' IQ (1998)
Wendy Benson-Landes: Barbara Caufield
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : [in college library] Hey, Ross, what are you doing here?
Ross Malloy : Well, this is where I'm gonna wind up. Mr. Average, Mr. No One In Particular, Mr.100, Mr. 99, Mr. 101. For Mr. 101, what exactly is there?
Barbara Caufield : Don't worry, I had that exact same problem. Being 100 was awful. I mean, I'd get down to 99,
[snaps fingers]
Barbara Caufield : then I'd be one-oh-one. I mean, I felt like I couldn't win, like a complete loser. I worked and worked and finally got my weight down to a steady ninety-nine pounds.
Ross Malloy : I'm talking about my IQ.
Barbara Caufield : You have a 100 IQ? God, that's average! Well... I always wondered what my dentist looked like as a kid.
[giggles, pats dismayed Ross on the head, then breezes off]