Justin Berfield: Ross Malloy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Ross Malloy : [just as Jack settles in to eat his burger]  Dad's home!

  Tiffany Malloy : [as all three children come rushing down the stairs]  Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Daddy, I wanna go to tennis camp! That's where all the rich boys are.

  Ryan Malloy : That's because you're spoiled. You see, I want something practical. I want a monkey.

  Tiffany Malloy : That's a great idea. That way it can be a pet and a tutor.

  Ross Malloy : I want a poster of that cool Joe Camel. He gets a lot of chicks, 'cause he *smokes*!