- [first lines]
- Jennie Malloy: Aw, kids...! Oh, my memory box... The treasures of my childhood. I like to take it out every now and then. Like right now, when I feel a little depressed.
- Tiffany Malloy: Oh, Mom, don't let those wrinkles get you down.
- Jennie Malloy: What wrinkles?
- Ryan Malloy: Look, a magazine from the Seventies.
- [pages through]
- Ryan Malloy: Wow! Do you know Michael Jackson's black?
- Ross Malloy: I didn't know he was a guy!