Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Pilot (1995)
Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy
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Quotes
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Ryan Malloy : Hey, Dad. Where you been?
Jack Malloy : Your Mom kicked me out two weeks ago.
Ryan Malloy : No kidding? Oh well, see ya.
[going off without a care]
Tiffany Malloy : Hi, Dad.
Jack Malloy : Hi, baby. Uh, you knew I was gone, did you?
Tiffany Malloy : Daddy, I'm so self-absorbed I didn't even know you were here now.
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Ryan Malloy : I can't believe this. No-one wants to go out with me. Is every girl in this school a lesbian? Katie?
[on the spot, Katie grabs her best friend and hugs her]
Ryan Malloy : Lisa?
[following suit, blond Lisa grabs her best blond friend and hugs her]
Ryan Malloy : Great. We're producing a nation of gym teachers.
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Amber Moss : [explaining the benefits of having divorcing parents to Tiffany] And the best part for you is, when you fail, it is not because you're stupid, you're a product of a broken home.
Barry : Uh-huh.
Miss Taylor : [incoming hot-looking female teacher, short skirt, long red hair, bosomy] Ryan Malloy!
[confronting him]
Miss Taylor : Somebody stole a mid-term exam from my desk. I know it was you.
Ryan Malloy : [shrugs] I'm sorry.
[remembering what he overheard]
Ryan Malloy : I'm the product of a broken home.
Miss Taylor : [instantly sympathetic] Oh. Then it's okay.
[hugs him, clasping him to her bosom, he is in heaven]