Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

Pilot (1995)

Ant: Barry

Quotes 

• Amber Moss : [explaining the benefits of having divorcing parents to Tiffany]  And the best part for you is, when you fail, it is not because you're stupid, you're a product of a broken home.

  Barry : Uh-huh.

  Miss Taylor : [incoming hot-looking female teacher, short skirt, long red hair, bosomy]  Ryan Malloy!

  [confronting him] 

  Miss Taylor : Somebody stole a mid-term exam from my desk. I know it was you.

  Ryan Malloy : [shrugs]  I'm sorry.

  [remembering what he overheard] 

  Ryan Malloy : I'm the product of a broken home.

  Miss Taylor : [instantly sympathetic]  Oh. Then it's okay.

  [hugs him, clasping him to her bosom, he is in heaven]