Bobcat Goldthwait: Mr. Floppy, Talkshow Host

Quotes 

• Mr. Floppy : Smarter than the Cookie Monster, sexier than Alf, a better ride than Mr. Ed... and I don't have to put out to get work like that trollop Lambchop.

  Jack Malloy : [reading letter]  What the hell is this? This must be a mistake. It's a notice from the postmaster that I'm under investigation for sending obscene mail to Pamela Anderson.

  [Floppy looks guilty] 

  Jack Malloy : Mr. Floppy! *What did you do?*

  Mr. Floppy : Jack, it's Valentine's Day! I sent her a little note.

  Jack Malloy : Yeah? She sent back a restraining order. You can't go within five hundred feet of her, it says. What kind of a note did you send?

  Mr. Floppy : It was a touching little Valentine, something that said "I love you" in my touching little bunny way.

  Jack Malloy : Well, here's a copy of it. "Dear Pamela, oh ye of the Baywatch big 'uns."

  [Floppy squirms] 

  Jack Malloy : 'I'd like to put my furry little face between your golden mounds... and live there forever in happiness and tranquility. Tweak, tweak, honk, honk! Love, Floppy. From the desk of Jack Malloy, Joe's Used Cars." Oh, no!

  [gets up] 

  Jack Malloy : Why are you so obsessed with these... these superwomen who you can never have?

  Mr. Floppy : When I go out to eat, I don't want a salad. I want steak! And when I goes looking for a woman, I want *prime beef!*

• Mr. Floppy : [berated by Jack for signing obscene letter with his work address]  How would Pamela Anderson find you without the address? She's not exactly a genius, you know.