Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
I Know What You Did in the Closet (1998)
Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy
Quotes
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Ryan Malloy : [reading a noted that says, "I know what you did in 1988"] They know what I did a hundred years ago?
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[there is a note on the fridge]
Tiffany Malloy : Hey, Ryan, what does that thing say?
Ryan Malloy : [looks back at the fridge] Arr! Arr! I'm a refrigerator, I'm big and cold!
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Barbara Caufield : [to Ryan] Tiffany told me you were getting death threats. That is so cool. Do you think there's any possible way you'll be killed before tomorrow? The school paper comes out and I would *love* to scoop the big guns. I have the headline ready. "Guy with no life loses life."
Tiffany Malloy : I think they're saving that title for the Jan Michael Vincent story.
Barbara Caufield : [to Ryan] C'mon, gimme a quote for the school paper.
[sighs]
Barbara Caufield : What are the last words you wanna leave behind for the world?
Ryan Malloy : Are you wearing any underwear?
Barbara Caufield : That's your last thought?
Ryan Malloy : Uh. That's the only thought I have. Grant a dying man his final wish.
Barbara Caufield : Well... just how sick is that wish going to be?
Ryan Malloy : Well, that depends entirely on your definition of the word 'is'.