- Jack Malloy: Hi, honey, we're playing monopoly, wanna join us?
- Tiffany Malloy: [occupied by cellphone] Gmpf. A board game with my father and brothers? I'd rather eat a full meal.
- Jack Malloy: You don't know what you're missing.
- Tiffany Malloy: Yeah, I've never rolled around in a muddy ditch with a fat man either, but, like this, I sense it might be unpleasant.
- Jennie Malloy: I was woozy, Jack. I side-swept a bus, I drove through a McDonald's.
- Jack Malloy: What did you get?
- Jennie Malloy: The little old man who puts together the Happy Meals.