Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
High and Dry (1996)
Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy
Quotes
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Ryan Malloy : [to Ross] It can't be so difficult to get me a date. I mean, I look at myself naked in the mirror all the time. I'm anatomically correct. Girls are just.. so stupid. I don't need 'em, I don't want 'em, I can live without the human warmth and comfort I've heard a pair of breasts can give you.
[sighs]
Ryan Malloy : If I don't get a woman soon, I'll kill you.
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Ryan Malloy : Did you - Did you get me a date?
Tiffany Malloy : [lost a bet, we're saddled with mission impossible] Damn Raiders!
[resignedly:]
Tiffany Malloy : I truly am amazing. They can't get peace in the Middle East, but I got you... a date.