Natasha Dorfhuber: Little Girl

Quotes 

• Jennie Malloy : [she and Jack both covered with streams of toilet paper and assorted mess]  We've been attacked by every single kid in the neighborhood. Well, I'm fighting back. I'm telling ya, the next kid that rings that bell...

  [doorbell chimes, they arm themselves, she grabs a candle holder, and Jack is poised menacingly with a baseball bat as he opens door] 

  Little Girl : [fairy princess costume, with star-shaped magic wand]  Trick or treat!

  Jennie Malloy : [cagey]  What does she have in her hands? What does she have in her hands? It's a plastic - - Put down that clamp!

  Little Girl : Eek!

  [runs off frightened] 

  Jack Malloy : [picks up the offending article the little girl dropped, laughs sheepishly]  It's just a magic wand.

  [it squirts a stream of liquid] 

  Jennie Malloy : [as Jack covers his eyes]  Pepper spray!

  Little Girl : [coming back to gloat]  Thanks a lot, you psychos!