Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Girls Who Wear Glasses (1996)
Marcia Wilkie: Mrs. Finkelstein
Quotes
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Mrs. Finkelstein : [Smart class] Well, let's start off with some simple chemistry. Who can tell me why palladium cannot bond with helium?
[whole class raises hands, except new girl Tiffany]
Mrs. Finkelstein : Tiffany?
Tiffany Malloy : Uh... because helium is a gas and Palladium is a night club?
Mrs. Finkelstein : Someone should check out their periodic table!
Tiffany Malloy : [to Agnes] I can't believe it. For the first time in my life, I'm actually doubting myself.
Agnes : [smarmy voice] Well, as Descartes said, "in order to examine an institute it is necessary once in one's life to doubt of *all* things."
Tiffany Malloy : Oh, yeah? And once Kate Moss said "I'm superficial. So what? Here's a buck. Bring my car around."
[stick-in-the-mud Agnes doesn't know who that is, and just frowns]
Tiffany Malloy : Kate Moss... big model...