J. Robin Miller: Agnes

Quotes 

• Mrs. Finkelstein : [Smart class]  Well, let's start off with some simple chemistry. Who can tell me why palladium cannot bond with helium?

  [whole class raises hands, except new girl Tiffany] 

  Mrs. Finkelstein : Tiffany?

  Tiffany Malloy : Uh... because helium is a gas and Palladium is a night club?

  Mrs. Finkelstein : Someone should check out their periodic table!

  Tiffany Malloy : [to Agnes]  I can't believe it. For the first time in my life, I'm actually doubting myself.

  Agnes : [smarmy voice]  Well, as Descartes said, "in order to examine an institute it is necessary once in one's life to doubt of *all* things."

  Tiffany Malloy : Oh, yeah? And once Kate Moss said "I'm superficial. So what? Here's a buck. Bring my car around."

  [stick-in-the-mud Agnes doesn't know who that is, and just frowns] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Kate Moss... big model...