Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Feline Alright (1998)
Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : [ironing teacher's shirt] Like an ironed shirt is gonna make you more attractive to anyone, you ugly little troll!
[mocking cat-doting English teacher:]
Tiffany Malloy : Oh, don't I look handsome tonight, Frisky? Oh, Frisky, another night at home by the fire! Oh, Frisky, I just love your warm sandpapered little tongue! Frisky, step in the old cat-box and make one of your patented beautiful little cat-logs and Daddy will give *you* the only *A!*
Ross Malloy : [enters] Hey, Martha Stewart! Uh, a little tip for you. Try putting *in* the iron. It's a good thing.
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A. Cyril Studebaker : [cat-loving English teacher] The rest of you, listen up and listen well! Frisky and I do not belueve in giving the easy A, do we, Frisky? We give only one A per semester! Those of you interested in receiving that A, here is your first assignment!
[throws down lumpy bag]
Tiffany Malloy : Ugh! Your laundry? Oh, no, I am not doing any man's laundry, I'm a virgin, for God's sake! You think I'm gonna do your laundry?
Barbara Caufield : [all compliant] It will be my pleasure to do your laundry, Mr. Studebaker. And *I* will have it back by tomorrow afternoon.
A. Cyril Studebaker : [to Frisky] Gee, I think we see our A student already...!
Tiffany Malloy : Well, then look over here. I swear I will get this laundry cleaner than Emilio Estevez' appointment book!