Oliver Muirhead: Mr. Monteleone

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• Tiffany Malloy : Ah, Mr. Monteleone, you preening asexual B-minus-giving power-mongering rum-soaked excuse for an English teacher, suck on this: I'm going to Harvard!

  Mr. Monteleone : Ah, how wonderful! The most elite school in this nation! Thanks to my teaching, you'll be woefully unprepared! Further which, Harvard costs $28 000 a year! Your father couldn't make that much money in a lifetime! See you at Burger King, Miss Malloy! I can't wait to make you "hold the pickles!"