Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
College! (1997)
Kristanna Loken: Sable O'Brien
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : [opens letter, gives victorious laugh] Oh, yes, yes! God, yes!
Amber Moss : That's not bad, but, uhm, guys like it if you yell their name in there somewhere.
Tiffany Malloy : Amber, this is not a man. I was just *accepted to Harvard!*
[laughs happily]
Tiffany Malloy : Who can I hurt the most with this news?
[just then, in sails Sable]
Tiffany Malloy : Hey, Sable! Where are you going to college?
Sable O'Brien : [proudly] Stanford.
Tiffany Malloy : Ah, yes, Stanford. A decent little West Coast school. By the way, I'm going to Harvard.
[beams bright smile]
Sable O'Brien : [throws big tantrum] Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
Ryan Malloy : [consoles sobbing girl] Ah, there, there, there! There, I know how to make you relax. I'm - I'm gonna sing you a song. It always works for me when I was little, okay?
[Sable's still sobbing, and he starts singing:]
Ryan Malloy : Hush, little baby, don't you cry, Poppa's gonna buy you a pizza pie...
[and he starts snoring, suspiciously with his head on her bosom]
Sable O'Brien : [dismayed by the big baby] Uh, can somebody take this?
[Ryan is pretending to be asleep in between laughing, his head cradled heavenly]