Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy

Quotes 

• Tiffany Malloy : [opens letter, gives victorious laugh]  Oh, yes, yes! God, yes!

  Amber Moss : That's not bad, but, uhm, guys like it if you yell their name in there somewhere.

  Tiffany Malloy : Amber, this is not a man. I was just *accepted to Harvard!*

  [laughs happily] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Who can I hurt the most with this news?

  [just then, in sails Sable] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Hey, Sable! Where are you going to college?

  Sable O'Brien : [proudly]  Stanford.

  Tiffany Malloy : Ah, yes, Stanford. A decent little West Coast school. By the way, I'm going to Harvard.

  [beams bright smile] 

  Sable O'Brien : [throws big tantrum]  Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

  Ryan Malloy : [consoles sobbing girl]  Ah, there, there, there! There, I know how to make you relax. I'm - I'm gonna sing you a song. It always works for me when I was little, okay?

  [Sable's still sobbing, and he starts singing:] 

  Ryan Malloy : Hush, little baby, don't you cry, Poppa's gonna buy you a pizza pie...

  [and he starts snoring, suspiciously with his head on her bosom] 

  Sable O'Brien : [dismayed by the big baby]  Uh, can somebody take this?

  [Ryan is pretending to be asleep in between laughing, his head cradled heavenly]