- Mr. Montelleone: Now, class, I was very disappointed, I must say. Only one student got an A.
- Tiffany Malloy: [assuming it is her, holds out her hand for her paper, but when she takes a look at it, she gasps] A B?
- Ryan Malloy: A B? Wow! It's like the first time in ten years that you got anything but an A. God, you must feel like dirt. Wait till I tell Paul Zimmerman, school reporter. Maybe I shouldn't say anything, I can keep a secret. By the way, did you know Zimmerman's gay? Did you hear about Amber's yeast infection?
- [Amber takes a swipe at him]
- Tiffany Malloy: Mr. Monteleone, there must be some mistake here. Oh, I get it. This is a joke. You guys, where's the cameras? Is it April first?
- Mr. Montelleone: It's not a joke, Miss Malloy. Your grade is correct. Amber, you were the only one who got an A.
- Amber Moss: Wait till my parole officer hears about this!