Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
A Line in the Sand (1995)
Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy
Quotes
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Ross Malloy : [arriving home] Hi, Mom and Dad.
Jennie Malloy : Oh, Ross, honey, come here, I want you to help us settle something.
[they sit down on the couch]
Jennie Malloy : Now, where would you rather go? To beautiful Hawaii,
[mimicking gentle waves]
Jennie Malloy : or to the stultifying heat of the barren desert that is Vegas?
Ross Malloy : [worldly-wise] Well, Hawaii has got the sunshine, but Vegas has the action.
[smiling]
Ross Malloy : And the chicken ranch.
Jack Malloy : [sitting down next to him on the couch, concerned] What do you know about the chicken ranch?
Ross Malloy : [innocently] I guess you can have the chicken you want, any way you want it.
Jack Malloy : Yup. That about covers it, son.
[returning to the Hawaii/Vegas debate]
Jack Malloy : And Vegas has those sumptuous buffets.
Jennie Malloy : [playing trump card] Hawaii has girls in bikinis.
Jack Malloy : Yeah, but no sumptuous buffets.
Ross Malloy : They both sound great. When are we going?
Jack Malloy : Oh, you're not going.
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Mr. Floppy : [in the midst of his Hawaiian fantasy, being cuddled by two dream-girls] Drew Barrymore, if you're watching, this is only a fantasy, you're still my one true love. But until you call, I can live with this.
[joyous laughter]
Jack Malloy : [passing behind them] Hey, will you look at this, all this seafood, and for only $89-95c.
[it's a mountainous heap]
Mr. Floppy : Ahh. I'm suddenly sleepy. Pillow for my head please?
[he gets to rest his weary head on the side of Donna D'Errico's bosom - in real life, he is grunting with pleasure as he lies there on the couch with Jack]
Jack Malloy : Floppy! Floppy, snap out of it!
Mr. Floppy : Huh?
[impatiently:]
Mr. Floppy : What do you want?
Jack Malloy : Look, when I said we were going to Hawaii, I didn't mean that it was... Well, I meant... Well, I'm talking about me and Jennie going.
Mr. Floppy : [impatiently] What you talking about, Willis?
Jack Malloy : [rises] I can't take a stuffed bunny on vacation with me.
Mr. Floppy : [hurt] I brought you on my fantasy.
Jack Malloy : Did I have fish? I love fish.
Mr. Floppy : You had a delightful seafood platter. I chose the melons.