Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
A Line in the Sand (1995)
Dawn Landon: J.J.
Quotes
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Amber Moss : [trio of girls across the cafeteria watching them] God, look at them! All they do, is look at us! Look at them!
Tiffany Malloy : [gets hit by a spiteful blowpipe shot from Patty the ringleader] Ow! What a pest! She's so 50-50 poly-cotton, I'm just gonna ignore her.
Amber Moss : Like bums on a street corner, she should be ignored.
Tiffany Malloy : Right. It would be silly to lose my temper over a little thing like a straw.
[Ryan sneaks up, plays the same trick on her]
Tiffany Malloy : You idiot! I should rip your head off where you stand!
Ryan Malloy : Hey, sorry!
[pulls out chair to sit down next to his sister, and the trio laughs tauntingly at them]
Tiffany Malloy : She never stops! What am I gonna do?
[turns to her brother]
Tiffany Malloy : Ryan, you're a slimy little coward, how do you handle the bullies in this school?
Ryan Malloy : Hey, nobody ever messes with me around here.
Tiffany Malloy : Oh, what do you do?
Ryan Malloy : I'm under the protection of the lesbians.
[demonstrates, scooting his chair towards some tough-looking chicks]
Ryan Malloy : Hey, J.J., how you doing?
J.J. : [guyishly dressed, and in manners as well] How you doing, Malloy?
Ryan Malloy : Looking good, J.J. k.d. lang forever.
J.J. : Forever.
Tiffany Malloy : [as he scoots his chair back] Why do they protect you?
[skeptical, it's Ryan after all]
Tiffany Malloy : What do you do for them?
Ryan Malloy : Oh, nothing much. I pick them up at their houses on Saturday nights, so their parents think they have a boyfriend. When their fathers tell me not to touch their daughters, I go down on my knees and swear that I won't, and I don't.
[adding confidentially, grinning:]
Ryan Malloy : Sometimes they let me watch.
Tiffany Malloy : Yours is a weird little life.