Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Pilot (2003)
Kristin Bauer: Laura
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Quotes
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Girl on phone : [Charlie's home phone rings and redirects to voicemail] Listen, you lousy SOB! I will not be treated like this! Either you call me, or you're going to be very, very sorry! I love you, monkey man!
Laura : Charlie, who was that?
Charlie : Damn telemarketers!
Laura : A telemarketer who calls you "monkey man"?
Charlie : I'm on some weird list!