Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (2004)

Ryan Stiles: Dr. Greg Melnick

Quotes 

• Dr. Melnick : [Alan is returning the "The Harpers" welcome mat that he stole the night before]  So, you came over unannounced, to apologize for coming over unannounced?

  Alan : I was afraid you'd pick up on that.

• Alan : So, you ever been married?

  Dr. Melnick : My wife passed away.

  Alan : Oh... Oh! I'm... I'm sorry.

  Alan : [pause]  No alimony, though. You gotta love that!