Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (TV Series)
Two Guys, a Girl and a Gamble (1999)
Ryan Reynolds: Michael 'Berg' Bergen
Quotes
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[Johnny has entered behind them]
Pete Dunville : Obviously you don't love Johnny the way I do
Berg : I love Johnny
Pete Dunville : I love Johnny too
Johnny Donnelly : Guys I don't know how to tell you this but I'm already in a relationship
[he smacks their butts]
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[Trying to help Michael with a Maths problem]
Pete Dunville : If there's three players on this side and there's nine players on this side it's
Michael Rush : 9 to 3, stop looking at me it's 9 to 3
Berg : 3 to 1!
Pete Dunville : Very good Berg, tonight you get an extra hour of TV
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[after discovering Berg took Michael to the dog track]
Pete Dunville : [through his teeth] Michael go get ready for hockey practice, I need to talk to Berg
Michael Rush : Oh boy, that's never good news at my house
Berg : Me neither
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Berg : Michael come here, I want to talk to you for a minute
[Michael sits on the couch]
Berg : it's my fault you cheated
Michael Rush : I didn't cheat
Berg : What?
Pete Dunville : Come on, let's go
Berg : Hold on Pete, what do you mean you didn't cheat?
Michael Rush : They thought I was cheating because I got all the answers right, they made me do the test in front of the principal, he had to apologize to me
Berg : Peter?
Pete Dunville : Just because it worked out, doesn't mean you were right
Berg : Funny I feel right
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Berg : You're too young to bet!
Michael Rush : You said!
Berg : No I didn't tell you, you're going to go back tomorrow and give those shoes back to Jimmy Peterson
Michael Rush : Do I have you?
Berg : You bet your ass
Pete Dunville : Berg?
Berg : Rectum
[Michael laughs]
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Kaitlin Rush : [About Michael] Boys need their toys
[Pete opens the door and Berg is twirling around a green light saber]
Berg : Luke come to the dark side of the force
Kaitlin Rush : [to Pete] He'll be fine
