Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Ed McMahon : [on gifts from fans that he has forgotten to pass on to Johnny]  There was one cake that I didn't give you, because it had an obscenity on it - so that was the only thing I didn't give you.

  Johnny Carson : Didn't see that.

  Ed McMahon : It had a suggestion for you... which was impossible, so I didn't give it to you.

• Johnny Carson : A wise man who has no chin should learn to stroke something else.