Titus (TV Series)

Tommy's Not Gay (2001)

Stacy Keach: Ken Titus

Quotes 

• Ken Titus : Fruits have the same rights as normal people. It's not like they're from Vietnam.

  Perry Shafter : I served there.

  Ken Titus : That's what I'm talking about!

  Perry Shafter : Those people are fabulous.

  Ken Titus : Stop now. Go sit down.

• [after Mr. Shafter has been beaten up] 

  Ken Titus : If you don't do something about this, you are not my son!

• Ken Titus : You don't have to use the john, do you?

  Perry Shafter : No.

  Ken Titus : Great. I'll be right back.

• Ken Titus : Look, you practically grew up at Tommy's, and Perry was always good to you, right?

  Christopher Titus : Yeah. When we were kids, every Saturday he'd make that pineapple upside down cake, with the...

  Ken Titus : [interrupting]  Yeah, it figures. See, Perry was like a big woman, and you needed that sometimes. Hell, he was the only chick in the neighborhood I didn't try to pork.