Titus (TV Series)
Titus Is Dead (2000)
Mary Lou Rosato: Nurse Kathy
Quotes
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Christopher Titus : You're a nurse. You're supposed to be sterile and clean. And having sex with my dad, dirty.
Nurse Kathy : It's not just sex. I love him.
[Christopher, Erin, Tommy and Dave burst out laughing]
Erin Fitzpatrick : Say it again. Say it again.
Nurse Kathy : I love him.
[more laughter]
Nurse Kathy : People laugh at what they don't understand.
Christopher Titus : No, no. No, we get it and it's hilarious. Because, because every woman who falls in love with my dad ends up trying to kill him.
[laughs]
Erin Fitzpatrick : What's funny about that?
Christopher Titus : Laughter, absolute terror. Fine line.
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Nurse Kathy : Are you talking? Because I'm fine with you dying. The murderer has paid me through the end of the week.
Christopher Titus : Woah, woah, woah. *Attempted* murderer. And I would have plead it down to manslaughter.
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Christopher Titus : [Kathy throws the gang out for agitating Ken] Me? YOU'RE the one having sex with him. You're agitating him!
Nurse Kathy : That's what you know. I'm always on TOP!
Christopher Titus : [in Neutral Space, Titus is rocking in his chair, horrified, with his hands over his ears, singing] The firrrrrst noellllll...
Nurse Kathy : [as she mimes riding a horse in front of a horrified Titus, Dave, Erin and Tommy] THAT'S RIGHT BABY! RIDING HIGH!
Ken Titus : [puts arm around Kathy] Look at me, I'm a cowboy!