Ed Begley Jr.: Bill

Quotes 

• [Bill punches Mom in the face] 

  Titus : There are three things keeping me from killing you. #1 It's Erin's wedding day. #2 My mom's in the next room and if I kill you she'll scold me. #3 I'm still making payments on this tux, so I can't get your blood on it but, when I'm married, and I'm dressed casually and it's stuff I own, ooooh, I'm so kicking your ass.

  Bill : Where is all this anger coming from?

  Titus : Well, some of it's from my child-hood but a little of it's from you punching my mom in the face.

  Bill : Someone's got their judgement hat and their jury pants on today.